Gather your five closest friends and ask them the most simple of questions, "cats or dogs?" We believe there is no faster conversation starter for an intense, spirited debate.  This video, for those of you unequivocally on "team dog," confirms all of those beliefs and theories that cats are in fact total jerks.

Watch as Teddy, enemy of clean living, knocks over his human's bottle of vitamins. Nonplussed, he stops for a quick yawn afterwards. Like McKayla Maroney, this cat is clearly not impressed with your efforts to improve your health.  And don't even bother asking him to pick it up, he'll probably roll his eyes and say something about lacking opposable thumbs.