This man had a nasty encounter with a pair of yellow jackets and lived to tell about it -- even if he is hard to understand.

Pity this poor fella, who explains how the two wasps bit him on the upper lip while he was trying to find his car keys (either he needs to find a much better place to keep them or he needs to get an exterminator in his house to get rid of the wasps).

The unfortunate victim is Jose Rivas, who was also bitten on the ear. And the real bummer -- he says he was planning on having sushi the night of the attack, but he couldn't enjoy it. The good news, though? He's become a viral sensation and could be a fashion consultant for Kylie Jenner, if he felt so inclined.

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