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10 Funny ‘Workaholics’ Quotes

Workaholics Quotes
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It’s only halfway through it’s third season, but we can safely say that ‘Workaholics‘ is one of the more easily quotable shows on television right now. How could it not be — Anders, Adam and Blake chuck out little nuggets of hilarity so often the actual challenge is picking which ones to keep with us. Fortunately, we’ve taken that heavy burden off your shoulders and taken it upon ourselves. Here are ten great quotes from ‘Workaholics’ for your personal enjoyment. Let’s get weeeeird.

Workaholics Quote Guess Who I Voted For in 2000, Bush. My Favorite Band Pubic Enemy.
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Workaholics Quote Feel Better, And Take It Sleazy. That's A Thing I'm Saying Now.
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Workaholics Quote Do You Even Know How Many People Go Blind From Pizza Shrapnel
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Workaholics Quote Oh I'll Be a Pacifist, I'll Pass My Fist Through Your Face.
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Workaholics Quote The Nipple of Your Dreams Is Actually My Nipple of Your Nightmares
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 Workaholics Quote Dang, What's Up With All These Books
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Workaholics Quote How Are We Going to Find Clean Pee When Everyone Over the Age of 12 Smokes Weed These Day
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Workaholics Quote Is Someone There? Listen, I'm armed and I have AIDS.
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Workaholics QuotCatherine Zeta Jones She Drops Beneath the Lasers Whoa-ohh-Ohh
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Are these your favorite quotes from the hit TV show? Did we miss any quotes from Blake, Adam or “Ders”? Let us know in the comments below.

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