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10 Funny ‘Ghostbusters’ Quotes


Who ya gonna call?? No, seriously. Who else would you call to bust ghosts than Ray, Egon, Venkman and Winston? Since its release in 1984, the original ‘Ghostbusters’ has become a highly quotable comedy classic. In fact, it basically set the template for future high concept comedies.

Whether it’s Venkman’s exclamation after bagging their first ghost or Winston’s feelings on how Ray is supposed to respond when someone asks if he’s a god, ‘Ghostbusters’ has a quote for every situation. Take a look at some of our favorite ‘Ghostbusters’ quotes below.


‘Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, “yes!”‘

— Winston





“We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft’s okay! He’s a sailor, he’s in New York; we get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble!”






“I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.”

— Egon





“I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.”

— Peter





“Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”

— Peter, after hearing about the demon dog in Dana’s fridge





“Well, this is great. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads… in a spiritual sense, of course.”

— Ray





DANA: That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there. VENKMAN: What a crime.





“I’ve quite better jobs than this. [Answers phone] Ghostbusters, what do you want?”

— Janine





“[tickling piano keys] They hate this. I like to torture them.”

— Peter





“We came, we saw, we kicked its a$$!”

— Peter




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