Despite the fact that it’s pretty much just a movie about a guy trying to get laid, ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ is an awfully endearing movie. And, like all Judd Apatow films, it is incredibly quotable. Here are just a few of our favorite lines from the movie.
“I’m very discreet, but I will haunt your dreams.”
— Paula, propositioning Andy
“I respect women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!”
Nicky: “You have really kind eyes.” Andy: “Thanks. Umm… your hat has sequins.”
“Yowwww! Kelly Clarkson!”
— Andy, getting his belly waxed
“If I hear ‘Yah Mo B There’ one more time, I’m going to ‘Yah Mo’ burn this place to the ground.”
— David on his aversion to the music of Michael McDonald
“How many pots have you smoken?”
“I hope you have a big trunk. Because I’m putting my bike in it.”
— Andy’s pickup line
“Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?”
— Mooj to Jay
“You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like a bag of…sand.”
David: “You know how I know you’re gay?” Cal: “How?” David: “You like Coldplay.”
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