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10 Funny ’40-Year-Old Virgin’ Quotes

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Despite the fact that it’s pretty much just a movie about a guy trying to get laid, ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ is an awfully endearing movie. And, like all Judd Apatow films, it is incredibly quotable. Here are just a few of our favorite lines from the movie.


1

"I'm very discreet, but I will haunt your dreams."

-- Paula, propositioning Andy
 
 
 
2

"I respect women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"

-- Andy
 
 
 
3

Nicky: "You have really kind eyes." Andy: "Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins."

 
 
 
4

"Yowwww! Kelly Clarkson!"

-- Andy, getting his belly waxed
 
 
 
5

"If I hear 'Yah Mo B There' one more time, I'm going to 'Yah Mo' burn this place to the ground."

-- David on his aversion to the music of Michael McDonald
 
 
 
6

"How many pots have you smoken?"

-- Andy
 
 
 
7

"I hope you have a big trunk. Because I'm putting my bike in it."

-- Andy's pickup line
 
 
 
8

"Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?"

-- Mooj to Jay
 
 
 
9

"You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like a bag of...sand."

-- Andy
 
 
 
10

David: "You know how I know you're gay?" Cal: "How?" David: "You like Coldplay."

 
 
 

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