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10 Funny ’40-Year-Old Virgin’ Quotes

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Despite the fact that it’s pretty much just a movie about a guy trying to get laid, ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ is an awfully endearing movie. And, like all Judd Apatow films, it is incredibly quotable. Here are just a few of our favorite lines from the movie.


“I’m very discreet, but I will haunt your dreams.”

— Paula, propositioning Andy





“I respect women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!”

— Andy





Nicky: “You have really kind eyes.” Andy: “Thanks. Umm… your hat has sequins.”





“Yowwww! Kelly Clarkson!”

— Andy, getting his belly waxed





“If I hear ‘Yah Mo B There’ one more time, I’m going to ‘Yah Mo’ burn this place to the ground.”

— David on his aversion to the music of Michael McDonald





“How many pots have you smoken?”

— Andy





“I hope you have a big trunk. Because I’m putting my bike in it.”

— Andy’s pickup line





“Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?”

— Mooj to Jay





“You know how when you grab a woman’s breast… it feels like a bag of…sand.”

— Andy





David: “You know how I know you’re gay?” Cal: “How?” David: “You like Coldplay.”




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