Despite the fact that it's pretty much just a movie about a guy trying to get laid, 'The 40-Year-Old Virgin' is an awfully endearing movie. And, like all Judd Apatow films, it is incredibly quotable. Here are just a few of our favorite lines from the movie.

  • 1

    "I'm very discreet, but I will haunt your dreams."

    -- Paula, propositioning Andy
  • 2

    "I respect women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!"

    -- Andy
  • 3

    Nicky: "You have really kind eyes." Andy: "Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins."

  • 4

    "Yowwww! Kelly Clarkson!"

    -- Andy, getting his belly waxed
  • 5

    "If I hear 'Yah Mo B There' one more time, I'm going to 'Yah Mo' burn this place to the ground."

    -- David on his aversion to the music of Michael McDonald
  • 6

    "How many pots have you smoken?"

    -- Andy
  • 7

    "I hope you have a big trunk. Because I'm putting my bike in it."

    -- Andy's pickup line
  • 8

    "Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?"

    -- Mooj to Jay
  • 9

    "You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like a bag of...sand."

    -- Andy
  • 10

    David: "You know how I know you're gay?" Cal: "How?" David: "You like Coldplay."