Why spend money buying stuff on Amazon.com, when you could be wasting hours of your life reading the hilarious product reviews there instead? It starts with a ridiculous product, and usually ends with somebody either being murdered or abducted by aliens. This is just a sampling, so be sure to follow the links for the full product reviews.

banana slicer
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banana slicer pic
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banana marriage
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tomato background
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banana slicer
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bic lady
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bic her
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bic pic
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Audio Quest
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cables
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cables fury
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horse head mask
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horse mask
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useless horse mask
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horse head pic
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barrel of lube
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sasqutach lube
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elephant lube
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land tank
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tank
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uranium
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uranium ore
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james bond uranium
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laptop steering wheel
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baby
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instructions
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greatest thing
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steering
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wolf shirt
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wolf tattooo
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wolf shirt powers
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Tuscan whole milk
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tuscan filet
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milk in motion
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tuscan milk anagram
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