Why spend money buying stuff on Amazon.com, when you could be wasting hours of your life reading the hilarious product reviews there instead? It starts with a ridiculous product, and usually ends with somebody either being murdered or abducted by aliens. This is just a sampling, so be sure to follow the links for the full product reviews.

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer

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BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)

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AudioQuest K2 Terminated Speaker Cable - UST 2.44 m Plugs 8' Pair

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Accoutrements Horse Head Mask

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Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon

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JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

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Uranium Ore

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Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

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The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

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Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

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