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Justin Timberlake’s ‘Suit & Tie’ Gets a Tasty Remake With ‘Fruit & Pie’

Fruit & Pie
Christine Gritmon

Recently TheFW’s managing editor Nick Nadel tweeted a joke that proposed a possible Weird Al interpretation of Justin Timberlake’s hit song ‘Suit & Tie.’

The tweet inspired contributor Christine Gritmon and her husband Greg to actually put pen to paper (and voice to GarageBand) to record their tribute to classic Little Debbie and Hostess fruit pies, JT style. Listen to the sure-to-be hit parody song below and check out some photos, created by Christine, of Justin with his tasty treat.

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LYRICS
‘Fruit & Pie’
CG
(feat. Greg G.)

I be eatin’ fruit and pie, fruit pie, fruit pie
I be eatin’ fruit and pie, fruit pie, fruit
Can I take just a few bites, a few bites, a few bites, Little Debbie?
‘Cause…
I be eatin’ fruit and pie, fruit pie, fruit
I be eatin’ fruit and pie, fruit pie, fruit
Can I take just a few bites
Can I take just a few bites

I can’t wait ’til I get you on the plate, good-looking
Mmm, Going hot, so hot, fresh out the oven
And I’ll burn myself, but just had to taste it
But it’s my pie and it’s all mine
Hey baby,
I don’t mind all the crusting
Cause when I take a bite, one bite
I won’t lose the filling
There ain’t nothing like a Little Debbie, don’t know how she does it
I got pie tonight

And as long as I got my fruit and pie
I’ma eat it all, every last bite
Fruit’s all wrapped up nice and tight
Let me take just a few bites
All wrapped in that box so white
And you got flavors that I like
Something’s baking in the air tonight
Let me take just a few bites
Let me take just a few bites
Take just a few bites
Of that pie
Now I’m in the mood for pie
Let me take just a few bites,
Take just a few bites
Of that pie
Hey

Stop, let me get a good look at it
Oh, so thick, now I know they say that it’s fatty
And aww, fruit’s so sweet, got a hit and picked up a habit
But that’s alright, cause I’ve got pie
Awww, go on and show ‘em why you Little Debbie
I guess they’re just mad cause girl, they wish they had it
Oh, my snack I pack, yeah, you’re a classic
And you’re all mine tonight

And as long as I got my fruit and pie
I’ma eat it all, every last bite
Fruit’s all wrapped up nice and tight
Let me take just a few bites
All wrapped in that box so white
And you got flavors that I like
Something’s baking in the air tonight
Let me take just a few bites
Let me take just a few bites
Take just a few bites
Of that pie
Now I’m eating all the pie
Let me take just a few bites,
Take just a few bites
Of that pie
Hey

Uhh, All killer in my fruit pie
Tons o’ filler in every bite
Every time I think I tried ‘em all
Out comes another tasty flavor  that I gotta try
Nothin’ as good as fresh strawberry
‘Cept maybe key lime, half time, then boysenberry
And lets not forget my favorite, Peach with the rasp…
..berry or pomegranate
Maybe some blackberry
Mixed with some black cherry
Or I’ll go crazy and mix all o’ that with blueberries, Uhh
This is apple season
Smells so good..coolin’ out on the window, teasin’
All in for some rhu-barb
Or some coconut cus-tard
Lemon merengue ’til I had my fill
Man-I could really use a glass o’ milk!
Or we can, be weak and
Go nuts with some pecan
I had a dream, that you-and-I double-teamed
A graham cracker crust filled up with banana cream
Tell old Hostess just to post us when she’s up an’ runnin’
Tell Little Debbie that I’m heavy but just keep it comin’
Just throw those little pies into a pile
And I’ma go unwrap a smile, uhh!

And as long as I got my fruit and pie
I’ma eat it all, every last bite
Fruit’s all wrapped up nice and tight
Let me take just a few bites
All wrapped in that box so white
And you got flavors that I like
Something’s baking in the air tonight
Let me take just a few bites
Let me take just a few bites
Take just a few bites
Of that pie
Now I’m eating all the pie
Let me take just a few bites,
Take just a few bites
Of that pie
Hey

Justin Timberlake Suit & Tie
Christine Gritmon
Fruit & Pie
Christine Gritmon
Fruit & Pie
Christine Gritmon
Fruit & Pie
Christine Gritmon
Fruit & Pie
Christine Gritmon
Fruit & Pie
Christine Gritmon
Fruit & Pie
Christine Gritmon

Concept by Nick Nadel

‘Fruit & Pie’ song written and performed by Christine and Greg Gritmon

Photoshops by Christine Gritmon

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