Former ‘Star Wars’ Ewok In Trouble With the Law
Not everybody is a fan of the Ewoks, the adorable little teddy bears who routed an empire in ‘Return of the Jedi.’ But the Manchester, UK police aren’t fans of Ewok actor Nicholas Read for another reason entirely: namely, his gross behavior on trains.
Read stands accused of showing his… how do we put this? Read is accused of flashing his lil’ Ewok at people on public transportation. Apparently, this isn’t the first time he’s done it, either: back in 2010, he was arrested and convicted of this behavior, but managed to avoid going to jail.
The Empire might be locking him up now, though, because this is a direct violation of his suspended sentence. Hopefully in the future, he’ll keep anything fuzzy he happens to have to himself.