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No. 22: Ethel Merman – 50 Worst Album Covers

The Ethel Merman Disco Album
Varese Sarabande

‘The Ethel Merman Disco Album’

Ethel Merman was an American actress and singer who’s been called, “the undisputed First Lady of the musical comedy stage.” With that said, there’s a lot going on here that could be funny, but most likely it’s unintentional.

First, the background, which is a combination of ‘Tokyo Drift’ and ‘Starlight Express’ after about 80 beers. Hey, let’s get hammered and walk through traffic!

Second, is she being chased? Did she forget her hat?

Regardless, we look forward to the Ethel Merman Speed Death Metal Trance Album.

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