No. 20: Eilert Pilarm – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Eilerts Jul" (Eilert's Christmas)

This could be the worst impression of the King we've ever seen. Where's the sneer? And the glasses?

Even the Santa hat is off. Instead of a puffy ball at the tip, it looks like a jock sock... a holy hammer sheath.

The finger point is horrible. His facial expression says,"Hey, smell my finger." You've ruined Christmas, sir. You are the Faux-King Who Stole Christmas.