Drunk Guy Accidentally Destroys Kitchen
If you're looking for a cautionary tale involving alcohol, you can do no better than this video, where a seemingly drunken man scales kitchen cabinets and tears them from the wall, sending a shower of splintered wood and broken dishes to the floor. It's a stellar example why drinking and remodeling don't mix.
Since the video is in a different language, it's difficult to tell why the man climbs the cabinets in the first place. He also, for some reason, removes his pants before attempting the feat. But, with the amount of alcohol apparently in his system, he doesn't really need to explain himself.
After the man pulls the two cabinets down on himself, he lays there for some time giggling. Then, he proudly shows off a bloody gash on his foot before limping away. Uh, mission accomplished?