We would totally play this game, if only it were real. It seems like there are a million things going on and you could probably never win, but isn't that just like the PBS series 'Downton Abbey'?

We're also pretty impressed by how well the show's theme translates to old Super Nintendo music. At the same time, we're a little bit nervous -- is a bouillon spoon a real thing? What is the Dowager Countess doing in a woodshed? Where's the 16-bit version of Lara Linney in the intro? So many questions, so few answers until somebody makes this into an actual game we can play.