Unbeknownst to most gamers, there was a third entry in the original Donkey Kong arcade saga. The reason that you may not remember it is due to some dubious decision making by Nintendo. Instead of once again featuring Mario, the company decided that this third installment should star an exterminator named Stanley. Bad move.

The game had Stanley attempting to protect his greenhouse by spraying insecticides at the huge ape and various pests that had impeded on his flowery den of solitude. Unfortunately, the resulting game was about as fun as a bed bug infestation.