This pooch could teach baseball players a thing or two about sliding.

Fritz is the dog at the center of this video, in which he jumps onto the kitchen counter and proceeds to slide right off, taking a slew of papers with him.

It's a good reminder that he's a dog and he should leave the catlike activities to, you know, cats, no matter how much pups may think they're felines.

And it's not like humans can do this, either. The only way an adult can pull this off would be to wear silk pajamas and get into a bed with satin sheets.

It's actually quite the feat, though, isn't it? The Olympic judge from Germany gave him a 9 (he may have lost a point for the landing).