Newspapers? Frisbees? Puh-leeze. We need pooches who can reel in something more awesome than that.

The dog in this video is a black lab named Lila who has the amazing ability to dive into the water and retrieve lobsters after her owner trained her to do it.

It somehow doesn't seem right, does it? This dog will be nibbling away on kibble while his owner dines on scrumptious lobster that he would normally have to pay $15.99 to enjoy.

Man's best friend, indeed.

But why stop at lobsters? Lila's owner has to teach her to fire up the grill and cook juicy steaks, spread cheese on circular dough to make delicious pizza and brew her own beer to wash it all down.