Forget 'Dancing with the Stars' -- what America really needs is a Dog Disco like the one in this bizarre vintage clip.

Watching this video might make you think you haven't had nearly enough, uh, recreational pharmaceuticals in your life, but right when your eyes start to cross, there's a moment of real-life recognition -- Hey! That's Tim Conway from 'The Carol Burnett Show'! -- and suddenly all is right with the world again. Oh, '70s variety shows. Such an endless source of amusement.

Dig out your favorite leisure suit and enjoy.

[via BuzzFeed and The World's Best Ever]