DMX is a hardcore gangsta rapper whose work largely defined early '00s rap and hip-hop. Reading Rainbow is a hardcore children's educational show whose work largely defined the childhood of millions.

And now some enterprising remixer has ruined both.

The mix is pretty much the theme you remember, with clips of DMX mixed in to... ahem... comment on the action.

One of many objections we have to this is that we're fairly sure LeVar Burton could take DMX. Oh, he looks nice, but make no mistake: LeVar is as tough as nails.

He just also happens to be a nice guy.

If you were wondering, Reading Rainbow may be off the air, but it's not gone: Burton and his team have turned it into an iPad app.