Oh, Ding Jinhao -- the teenager smart enough to figure out a way to vandalize an 3,500-year-old Egyptian artifact, but too stupid to not write his name on it. Yes, the 15-year-old Chinese teenager sulilied a relic at the Luxor temple while on family vacation.

We're considering ourselves lucky the Jinhaos haven't done more traveling. Imagine what Ding would have done. Or rather, don't imagine -- we did that for you. Here is the world Ding Jinhao wants us to live in.

Whistler's Mother

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Stonehenge

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Mount Rushmore

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The Mona Lisa

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Great Wall of China

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Dogs Playing Poker

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Michelangelo's David

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The Constitution

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Christ the Redeemer Statue

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The Bookcase at the Anne Frank House

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The 9/11 Memorial

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