Birds can fly, which is already cool enough, but that may be this cockatoo's second greatest trick.

This cockatoo is a totally excited soccer star that puts on the greatest performance on the pitch since Carli Lloyd.

The bird score goals with ease and, as if that's not enough, also has a great dance. Like a really great dance -- you know, it's the kind of dance that if it happened in a movie everyone would clear the dance floor, make a circle around him and clap along while he busts moves so good the popular girl decides that maybe, just maybe, she should dump the popular kid and take a chance on him, instead.

We wish we could be as excited about anything as this bird is about soccer on a bed. If enthusiasm is contagious, then be prepared everyone for a severe outbreak.