If you're feeling a little trapped in your cubicle today, this NSFW video is *just* like being on a cruise ship, minus the weird drink bracelets and inevitable stomach viruses. Oh, plus lots and lots of cursing.

It might actually make you glad to be *not* on a cruise ship, because there's maybe nothing less fun than a disco club with three people dancing. The karaoke bar is simultaneously depressing and amazing, too. Suddenly, collating sounds like a really, truly great way to pass the time.