After realizing there are hundreds of YouTube videos of people singing and dancing inside Apple Stores without the intrusion of staffers, comedian Mark Malkoff set out to test the limits of what one could get away with in the land of iPads and Genius Bars.

Malkoff's stunts include a pizza delivery, donning a Darth Vader costume and wining and dining a date. See how they were received below:

[via Guyism]