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A College Survival Guide for Incoming Freshmen

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Labor Day has come and gone, which means it’s time for school to start. We thought we’d impart a few choice bits of wisdom for incoming college freshman so they can look back on their first semester without cringing in humiliation years down the road.

First of all, congratulations!

Admissions

Don’t be surprised if class is harder than you expect.

Golf Dog

Be sure to study so you don’t feel like this:

While Brain Crying

But don’t abuse your roommate’s prescriptions.

Adderall

Try coffee instead!

Coffee

Just be prepared for the inevitable crash:

George Michael

Be sure to pick up any and all spare change you find on the ground.

Nickel

Because sometimes even a packet of ramen sounds good.

Diet

Learn the rules to the games your friends play.

Beer Pong

But most importantly, expect to change.

College

And for the love of God, cherish it. Because you only get to be a freshman once. At least until you go to grad school because you can’t get a job in the real world. Enjoy!

Cherish It

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