Charlie Sheen's new Bavaria beer commercial wants you to know that Charlie Sheen is no stranger to rehab. The former 'Two and a Half Men' star is pretty open about it, actually... Perhaps even a little too open.

While we're all still hoping Sheen is in fact leading a "calmer" and "mellower" lifestyle, it looks like the Dutch beer company's new beverage has thrown him off the wagon.

Just kidding. Well, kind of. Sheen is the spokesman for a new beer, but it has zero-percent alcohol.

Still, that didn't stop Bavaria from throwing us through a loop, but at least its helping to prevent any future meltdowns from Sheen. We're thankful for that.