Shirtless Lunatic Devours Pancakes in the Middle of the RoadShirtless Lunatic Devours Pancakes in the Middle of the RoadThis guy found himself in a sticky situation.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Pulls Alligator From Sewer Because Florida Doesn't DisappointMan Pulls Alligator From Sewer Because Florida Doesn't DisappointAnytime an alligator does anything, it's news.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Engaged Woman Stunned to Find Diamond in Egg She AteEngaged Woman Stunned to Find Diamond in Egg She AteWhich came first, the diamond or the egg?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Woman's Hair Is 90 Freakin' Inches LongThis Woman's Hair Is 90 Freakin' Inches LongYou think it takes you long to do your hair? Puh-leeze.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Parents Order Girl, 8, To Get Hit By Cars in Blackmail ScamParents Order Girl, 8, To Get Hit By Cars in Blackmail ScamAnd you thought your parents made some questionable decisions while raising you.Staff WriterStaff Writer
What the...? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 DiapersWhat the...? Men Busted Stealing 100,000 DiapersThis stinks.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Lawyer's Pants Catch Fire Smack in the Middle of Arson TrialLawyer's Pants Catch Fire Smack in the Middle of Arson TrialThe irony is almost too much.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man's Had Over 100 Surgeries to Become Genderless AlienMan's Had Over 100 Surgeries to Become Genderless AlienHe comes in piece.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Bees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New NightmareBees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New NightmareIt's the most frightening thing to happen in a shower since "Psycho."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Bewildered When Her iPhone 7 Plus Spontaneously BurnsWoman Bewildered When Her iPhone 7 Plus Spontaneously BurnsCall it an iPhone 7-alarm fire.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Festival-Goers Voluntarily Get Shot by a Million FireworksFestival-Goers Voluntarily Get Shot by a Million FireworksIt's an explosively good time.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Family Writes Vicious Obituary for 'Evil' DadFamily Writes Vicious Obituary for 'Evil' DadRest in peace? Not quite.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Fortune Cookie Writer Quits, Cites Writer's BlockFortune Cookie Writer Quits, Cites Writer's BlockAmazingly, this is not a headline from "The Onion."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
How Much Is the Most Expensive Cup of Coffee in America?How Much Is the Most Expensive Cup of Coffee in America?And you thought Starbucks was expensive.Staff WriterStaff Writer
$22 Strawberry Is the Most Reckless Valentine's Day Gift$22 Strawberry Is the Most Reckless Valentine's Day GiftImagine how much the price will be when the demand is greater than the supply.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz