Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.We spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Teenager Wins Lottery Twice In One Week and You're BrokeTeenager Wins Lottery Twice In One Week and You're BrokeTalk about pushing your luck.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Car Stopped With Way, Way, Way Too Much Stuff on RoofCar Stopped With Way, Way, Way Too Much Stuff on RoofThis road trip never should've left the driveway.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child's Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomMom Allegedly Pulled Child's Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomA woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Girl Scout Leader Accused of Stealing $15,000 Worth of CookiesGirl Scout Leader Accused of Stealing $15,000 Worth of CookiesWell, this is one way to satisfy those Thin Mints cravings.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don't Do What These Boneheads DidWanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don't Do What These Boneheads DidWe can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Picking Your Nose and Eating Boogers Are Totally HealthyPicking Your Nose and Eating Boogers Are Totally HealthyLittle kids are onto something.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Fast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Robbery Victim EverFast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Robbery Victim EverNerves of steel, or just a typical apathetic teenager? Either way, this Jimmy John's employee is now our favorite fast-food worker for his cool under pressure.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Couple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendCouple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendThis is not your typical love triangle.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Healthy Robber Stretches Before Holding Up Over Dunkin' DonutsHealthy Robber Stretches Before Holding Up Over Dunkin' DonutsYou gotta be in shape if you're gonna be on the run.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Arrested for Dressing As the Joker Says He's Not a 'Lunatic'Man Arrested for Dressing As the Joker Says He's Not a 'Lunatic'The Joker's on him.Staff WriterStaff Writer
You Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsYou Can Now Get Paid $17,000 to Stay in Bed for 2 Straight MonthsToo lazy to get out of bed and look for work? Problem solved.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cheapskate Wants You to Buy Engagement Ring for Him on GoFundMeCheapskate Wants You to Buy Engagement Ring for Him on GoFundMeLove don't cost this guy a thing.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man Named Grabher Losing His Vanity License PlateMan Named Grabher Losing His Vanity License PlateA Canadian man's vanity license plate has stirred up huge controversy.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Parents Busted Selling 5-Month-Old on Craigslist for $3,000Parents Busted Selling 5-Month-Old on Craigslist for $3,000A couple is in hot water for trying to sell their little bundle of joy for a big bundle of cash.Staff WriterStaff Writer