Times are tough, people. Even the heroes of our past are in desperate need for some spare change. While Harrison Ford went on to become one of the world's biggest actors, his 'Star Wars' wingman was left high and dry, which is why everyone's favorite Wookie is getting a job.
There are many great things to watching a child grow up: their first step, their first word, and of course, watching them turn simple English into dirty, foul-mouthed words that make any adult crack up.
We wish somebody would follow us around and animate our drunken brilliance. Although, to be fair, arguing over the lyrics to a Go-Go's song is not nearly as entertaining as this joke, told by Adam Patch's wife after she drank an entire bottle of wine.
Russian dash cams are always a good source of mayhem, but that's not all there is to that country. There are also lots of cats, and old ladies who need help crossing the street, and cars stuck in the snow.
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