Special Features

'Zip Zap Rap' Remember 'Zapped,' the 1982 sci-fi comedy starring Scott Baio as a nerd who gains telekinetic powers? Something tells us Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) was tremendously inspired by that slice of cinematic excellence...

'Country Church' We all know women love a man in uniform and there's nothing sexier than plaid pants and a tank-top/vest over turtleneck combo. The woman pictured sure loves the hay out of it. We'd like to think the blonde dude is the rebel of the pack -- the black sheep, if you will...

'Por Primera Vez' When translated, the title means "For the First Time." It's THE track to play on prom night or during your first skydiving lesson. The singer -- Constantino Fernandez Fernandez, aka 'Tino' -- had been a member of a child band called Ludo aka Parcheesi when he was 12...

'My Lips Are For Blowing' Here's a cover that falls into the 'Taste of Dick Black' category. To think of all the sorely confused and disappointed men out there who have to settle for some whimsical recorder music brings us chuckles. More importantly, holy last name...

'Hasenchartbreaker' Know how we mentioned the "Governator" in the Manowar album cover entry? Turns out this German heavy metal band is into that kind of suffix. While Knorkator sounds cool, its loose translation puts it on par with the fairly outdated expression, "swell...

'Anthology' We all loved Conan the Barbarian as much as the next "Governator," but this look isn't the loud and bombastic aesthetic that ManOWar's eardrum-busting music calls for. You might think to yourself, well, the technology in the '80s wasn't as advanced as it is now...

'2' This is actually PETA's favorite album cover. Believe it or not, this cover caused quite the scandal and was later substituted -- scrambled instead of sunnyside up. We don't get what the big deal is. The image finally settles the debate of which came first, the chicken or the egg...

'If I Ever Kiss It... He Can Kiss It Goodbye' Jerry Williams, Jr. took on the moniker 'Swamp Dogg' in 1970, which is the earliest iteration of 'Dogg' we know of. Thus, that makes him the original doggfather. There are a ton of ways you could interpret the title, but we have to believe that he's referring to performing oral sex on a dude...

'The Many Facets of Roger' Wait, wait... facets? Or faces? We know he can look happy, seductive, inquisitive, ashamed, reflective, amused, impressed, intimidating and mischievous, but the dude only has one outfit. Don't get us wrong, it's a killer costume -- it's on our short list for Halloween 2012 -- but this just looks like a roller coaster of a night...

'Two, Too' This prog rock group had a pretty decent debut album that was produced by Ian MacDonald. The follow up, which you see to the left, not so much. It would be their last. The three guys on the left appear to be blown away by gunfire or an explosion...

'Eilerts Jul" (Eilert's Christmas) This could be the worst impression of the King we've ever seen. Where's the sneer? And the glasses? Even the Santa hat is off. Instead of a puffy ball at the tip, it looks like a jock sock... a holy hammer sheath...

'Vind I Seglen' Ever wonder what Godzilla would look like if he were a Swedish singer? Well, wonder no more! Now, we're no sailors, but don't those boats look super weird? Like, there's one sheet too many? Like two totally different boats mated and these are its offspring...

'Boogie Nights' Come on, guys! "Boogie Nights" is one of the funkiest, most electric jams ever made and you give us this behind-the-scenes candid Twitpic? Basically what you're saying is, "Hey, guys! We just finished our shoot for the cover...

'The Ethel Merman Disco Album' Ethel Merman was an American actress and singer who's been called, "the undisputed First Lady of the musical comedy stage." With that said, there's a lot going on here that could be funny, but most likely it's unintentional...

'Leberkas Hawaii' Gerhard Polt is a Bavarian comedian, author, television and film actor. His 1981 release, 'Leberkas Hawaii,' means, "Meat Loaf Hawaii," which makes us think of spam since the Aloha State leads the nation in most spam consumed...