Contact Us
Special Features

Special Features - Page 11

Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 6: Erick and Beverly Massegee – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Amen!'

This cover puts Geraldine and Ricky to shame. While the other pair sort of concealed their unrelenting, burning desire for each other by diverting your attention to environmentalism and channeling your inner hippie, this cover makes no bones about what's going on here -- we've found love in a hopeless place...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 5: Vikingarna – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Kramgoa låtar 7'

Vikings are awesome. At least, our modern day idea of vikings is cool. (Thanks, Capital One.) But, when Vikings actually roamed the seas and villages tearing everyone a new one, it probably was not as LOL as we'd like to imagine...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 4: Jim Post – 50 Worst Album Covers

'I Love My Life'

If you're having a bad day, week or year, we highly suggest you drink in the visual delight that is Jim Post winning at this whole life thing...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 3: Mrs. Mills – 50 Worst Album Covers

'All Time Party Dances and Other Favourites'

Remember Mimi Bobeck on 'The Drew Carey Show'? We think we just found her fictional mother...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 2: William Hung – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Hung for the Holidays'

She bangs. She bangs... her stockings with care. The man who won the world over after his off-key rendition of Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs' on the third season of 'American Idol' dropped this merry album on us in October 2004...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 1: Shut Up and Dance – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Dance Before the Police Come!'

When we first laid eyes on this cover, we were completely baffled as to which of the two chunks of text was the group's name...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 49: Boned – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Up at the Crack'

We're not really morning people, so the idea of waking up to a dude poking us in the face with his axe sticking out of his jeans will definitely get us up and at 'em no matter what time of day...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 41: Devastatin’ Dave – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Zip Zap Rap'

Remember 'Zapped,' the 1982 sci-fi comedy starring Scott Baio as a nerd who gains telekinetic powers? Something tells us Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) was tremendously inspired by that slice of cinematic excellence...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 43: Country Church – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Country Church'

We all know women love a man in uniform and there's nothing sexier than plaid pants and a tank-top/vest over turtleneck combo...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 42: Tino – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Por Primera Vez'

When translated, the title means "For the First Time." It's THE track to play on prom night or during your first skydiving lesson...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 44: Svetlana Gruebbersolvik – 50 Worst Album Covers

'My Lips Are For Blowing'

Here's a cover that falls into the 'Taste of Dick Black' category. To think of all the sorely confused and disappointed men out there who have to settle for some whimsical recorder music brings us chuckles...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 25: Knorkator – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Hasenchartbreaker'

Know how we mentioned the "Governator" in the Manowar album cover entry? Turns out this German heavy metal band is into that kind of suffix...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 26: Manowar – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Anthology'

We all loved Conan the Barbarian as much as the next "Governator," but this look isn't the loud and bombastic aesthetic that ManOWar's eardrum-busting music calls for...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 29: Eulenspygel – 50 Worst Album Covers

'2'

This is actually PETA's favorite album cover. Believe it or not, this cover caused quite the scandal and was later substituted -- scrambled instead of sunnyside up...

Read More

Category: Special Features
Worst Album Covers
DTD Records/Jupiter Records/Discos Belter/Ken Snyder/EilertPilarm.to
[

No. 19: Swamp Dogg – 50 Worst Album Covers

'If I Ever Kiss It... He Can Kiss It Goodbye'

Jerry Williams, Jr. took on the moniker 'Swamp Dogg' in 1970, which is the earliest iteration of 'Dogg' we know of...

Read More

Category: Special Features

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://thefw.com using your original account information.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for TheFW quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!