Teen Carries Baby in the Most Unexpected of Body PartsTeen Carries Baby in the Most Unexpected of Body PartsWho needs hands to hold a baby?Staff WriterStaff Writer
Daycare's Scathing Anti-Cell Phone Note to Parents Hits HomeDaycare's Scathing Anti-Cell Phone Note to Parents Hits HomeThere's a time and a place for cell phones.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Chicken Nugget Bouquet Is What Love Is All AboutChicken Nugget Bouquet Is What Love Is All AboutYou know, it really is the little things that mean the most.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Teen Steps on iPhone Charger, Redefines What Agony IsTeen Steps on iPhone Charger, Redefines What Agony IsStepping on Legos has nothing on this.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Woman's Impressive Oreo Art Is Deliciously MagnificentWoman's Impressive Oreo Art Is Deliciously MagnificentHere's a way to work up an appetite.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Don't You Hate When a Moose Breaks Into Your Basement and Poops All Over?Don't You Hate When a Moose Breaks Into Your Basement and Poops All Over?This moose made himself right at home.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Saudi Prince Buys Plane Seats for 80 Falcons Because, Umm, Why?Saudi Prince Buys Plane Seats for 80 Falcons Because, Umm, Why?The Atlanta Falcons aren't the only birds flying high.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Woman Survives the Ol' Snake Stuck in the EarlobeWoman Survives the Ol' Snake Stuck in the EarlobeDon't you hate when this happens? Probably not. Because you've probably never had this happen.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Big Mac ATM Is a Humanless Food ExperimentMcDonald's Big Mac ATM Is a Humanless Food ExperimentMcDonald's is taking a big step in the evolution of fast food.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Silly Driver Gives Utterly Lame Reason When Caught SpeedingSilly Driver Gives Utterly Lame Reason When Caught SpeedingThis speeding driver tried to pull a fast one.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Rejoice -- Twinkies Ice Cream Is Here (Well, Sort Of)Rejoice -- Twinkies Ice Cream Is Here (Well, Sort Of)This may be the greatest thing in the history of great things.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Ever Wonder What $20 Million Stuffed in a Mattress Looks Like?Ever Wonder What $20 Million Stuffed in a Mattress Looks Like?And you thought you came out ahead that time you found a quarter between the couch cushions.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
America's Most Expensive Home Costs a Paltry $250 MillionAmerica's Most Expensive Home Costs a Paltry $250 MillionThe most expensive home in the U.S. is everything you think it would be -- and more.Staff WriterStaff Writer
3-Month-Old Puppy Somehow Survives After Swallowing Knife3-Month-Old Puppy Somehow Survives After Swallowing KnifeThis is not what they mean by "growing pains."Staff WriterStaff Writer
Newspaper Trolls Donald Trump 'Twilight Zone' PresidencyNewspaper Trolls Donald Trump 'Twilight Zone' PresidencyDonald Trump's already tenuous relationship with the press is probably going to get worse after this.Staff WriterStaff Writer