Chillaxed Skier With Branch Impaled in Mouth Needs Your HelpChillaxed Skier With Branch Impaled in Mouth Needs Your HelpNot many afternoons on the slopes end worse than this one.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Pizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic NoPizza Dunked In Milk Is a Big Fat Barftastic NoThe greatest threat to America's way of life is spreading.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Brawny Makes Major Change in Honor of Women's History MonthBrawny Makes Major Change in Honor of Women's History MonthMarch is Women's History Month and this company with a rugged looking dude on its packaging is getting in on it.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man's Had Over 100 Surgeries to Become Genderless AlienMan's Had Over 100 Surgeries to Become Genderless AlienHe comes in piece.Staff WriterStaff Writer
99-Year-Old Gets Arrested to Polish Off Bucket List99-Year-Old Gets Arrested to Polish Off Bucket ListIt was a trip to the slammer nearly a century in the making.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New NightmareBees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New NightmareIt's the most frightening thing to happen in a shower since "Psycho."Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
This Mayonnaise Pea Pizza Will Ruin Your Appetite ForeverThis Mayonnaise Pea Pizza Will Ruin Your Appetite ForeverYou mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Fed-Up Man Quits Job in Rather Bizarre Toilet Paper LetterFed-Up Man Quits Job in Rather Bizarre Toilet Paper LetterThis fella is ready to a-ply for different work.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Genius Solves That Pesky Office Birthday Card ConundrumGenius Solves That Pesky Office Birthday Card ConundrumNot sure what to write on a birthday card for that guy in accounting you never speak to? Don't fret.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Man, 31, Who Cared for Dying Neighbor, 89, Mourns Her DeathMan, 31, Who Cared for Dying Neighbor, 89, Mourns Her DeathHere's a story that will touch your heart.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Model Hangs Off 1,000-Foot Skyscraper for Astonishing ShotsModel Hangs Off 1,000-Foot Skyscraper for Astonishing ShotsOne woman's modeling career has reached new heights.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Grandma Creates Beautiful Paintings During Hospital StayGrandma Creates Beautiful Paintings During Hospital StayTalk about making the best out of a bad situation.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Adopted Dog Snuggling With Owner Will Melt Your Cold HeartAdopted Dog Snuggling With Owner Will Melt Your Cold HeartThey say a picture is worth a thousand words. Well, this photo is worth one: "Awwwwwww."Staff WriterStaff Writer
Average Wedding Cost Is So High You Should Be Single ForeverAverage Wedding Cost Is So High You Should Be Single ForeverIt's the Out-Rageous wedding.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Valentine's Day-Challenged Husband Sends Flowers to the DogValentine's Day-Challenged Husband Sends Flowers to the DogThis hubby has got his work cut out for him if he plans to win back his wife's love.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz