Domino's Canoe Delivery Has Customers Up the River With PizzaDomino's Canoe Delivery Has Customers Up the River With PizzaPizza delivery has gotten hi-tech, but it's an old school method of transportation that's raising eyebrows now.Staff WriterStaff Writer
America's Heaviest Pumpkin Is 2,260 Pounds of Gourdish GloryAmerica's Heaviest Pumpkin Is 2,260 Pounds of Gourdish GloryThe obesity issue in this country is so bad even our food is too heavy.Staff WriterStaff Writer
5th Grade Love Note Is the Height of Everyone's School Crush5th Grade Love Note Is the Height of Everyone's School CrushHe may be a preteen, but this boy needs no education in sharing his feelings.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Hides Car in Living Room During Hurricane MatthewMan Hides Car in Living Room During Hurricane MatthewWell, this is a new way to protect yourself when a hurricane rolls into town.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Donald, Hillary Debate Photos Are Reason to Move to CanadaDonald, Hillary Debate Photos Are Reason to Move to CanadaDonald Trump and Hillary Clinton make Brad and Angelina look like Bogie and Bacall.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
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High-Five Selfie Is a Remarkable Feat of Human FantasticnessHigh-Five Selfie Is a Remarkable Feat of Human FantasticnessThe wheel. The printing press. Walking on the moon. And now this.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Only a Dog Can Get Away With Photobombing the PopeOnly a Dog Can Get Away With Photobombing the PopeIt wasn't so much a dog day afternoon as it was a god day afternoon.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Uh-Oh, Mysterious Purse Is the Newest #TheDress DebateUh-Oh, Mysterious Purse Is the Newest #TheDress DebateHaven't we been here before?Staff WriterStaff Writer
6-Year-Old Boy's Superhero Funeral Is Sweetly Tragic6-Year-Old Boy's Superhero Funeral Is Sweetly TragicA boy who died after being shot when a gunman opened fire at a South Carolina school last week got a most appropriate sendoff.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Hurricane Matthew Skull Image Is Seriously SinisterHurricane Matthew Skull Image Is Seriously SinisterHurricane Matthew is like the villain of weather systems.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Mass Group Hillary Clinton Selfie Is Peak 2016Mass Group Hillary Clinton Selfie Is Peak 2016If this doesn't sum up the era we live in, nothing does.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Girl Carrying Clipboard in Store Ready for Upper ManagementGirl Carrying Clipboard in Store Ready for Upper ManagementWatch your step -- this child is taking notes.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Girl Draws Simple Picture Capturing the Agony of WorkingGirl Draws Simple Picture Capturing the Agony of WorkingNot yet a teenager, this girl already gets the world of emotions that goes along with the work week.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
McDonald's Japan Pumpkin Spice Fries Are a Seasonal RealityMcDonald's Japan Pumpkin Spice Fries Are a Seasonal RealityThe list of pumpkin-infused foods, which already reads longer than the credits of Hollywood blockbuster, is about to grow.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz