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The Best Family Guy Quotes

TheFW Staff — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:25:25 +0000

Characters as offensive as those on ‘Family Guy‘ are bound to make for some memorable dialogue. Peter’s idiocy alone could fill volumes. We’ve parsed it down to these ten funny quotes from the show, because we had to set the limit somewhere. Enjoy! 1 ""I had such a crush on her. Until I met you [...]

The Best South Park Quotes

Sarah Shahzad — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 14:00:51 +0000

Since it debuted in 1997, ‘South Park’ has stirred up trouble. In addition to people putting pineapples in places they really shouldn’t, the show delivers very funny dialogue. Certainly it’s impossible to choose the ten best lines from a show that has had 16 very funny season, but we’ve tried. Here is just a smattering [...]

10 Funny '40-Year-Old Virgin' Quotes

TheFW Staff — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:08:30 +0000

Despite the fact that it’s pretty much just a movie about a guy trying to get laid, ‘The 40-Year-Old Virgin’ is an awfully endearing movie. And, like all Judd Apatow films, it is incredibly quotable. Here are just a few of our favorite lines from the movie. 1 "I'm very discreet, but I will haunt [...]

10 Funny 'Futurama' Quotes

Sarah Shahzad — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 16:33:42 +0000

It’s like we always say, when in doubt (and you don’t feel like watching ‘Bones’), you can always watch an episode of ‘Futurama.’ The show is as entertaining as it is quotable. And it is very, very quotable. Don’t blame us if you end up losing a weekend or two watching the whole series (which [...]

10 Funny 'Ghostbusters' Quotes

TheFW Staff — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:41:39 +0000

Who ya gonna call?? No, seriously. Who else would you call to bust ghosts than Ray, Egon, Venkman and Winston? Since its release in 1984, the original ‘Ghostbusters’ has become a highly quotable comedy classic. In fact, it basically set the template for future high concept comedies. Whether it’s Venkman’s exclamation after bagging their first [...]

10 Funny 'Bridesmaids' Quotes

TheFW Staff — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 16:30:48 +0000

Few comedies these days are as quotable as ‘Bridesmaids.’ The Kristen Wiig comedy took movie theaters by storm, inspiring fans to quote its many one-liners in meme and GIF form on the Web. The many online tributes to ‘Bridesmaids’ makes it clear that the film — like ‘Zoolander’ and ‘Anchorman’ — is here to stay. [...]

10 Funny Parks and Recreation Quotes

Sarah Shahzad — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 14:59:13 +0000

Here they are, straight from Pawnee, Indiana, 10 of our favorite quotes from 'Parks and Recreation.' Although it was really hard to narrow it down to just 10, with Ron Swanson chucking out gems every time he opens his beautiful mustachioed mouth. To make up for not including them all, we're go

10 Funny Community Quotes

Sarah Shahzad — Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:30:03 +0000

'Community': the show that people love to profess their love for on Facebook, then stream illegally so they get poor ratings, and now they're going to be canceled soon. Before that happens ... it's back tomorrow! That's right the show is returning to air February 7, and we are psyched! In honor of the show (that we obviously love, but we don't own a television, and the commercials on Hulu take annoying to a whole new level), here are 10 of our favorite quotes from the show

10 Funny Anchorman Quotes

TheFW Staff — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:00:29 +0000

Is any film more quoted on the Web than ‘Anchorman’? Even though it came out way back in 2004, the all-star cast of Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell and pretty much every other hilarious comedic actor in Hollywood has made ‘Anchorman’ a cult classic. The highly quoteable dialogue, courtesy of cowriters Ferrell and Adam [...]

10 Funny 'Zoolander' Quotes

Sarah Shahzad — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 22:45:29 +0000

Here’s a look back at ‘Zoolander,’ the adventures of Ben Stiller’s eponymous well-meaning but endearingly inept supermodel. Thanks to memorable performances from Stiller, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson and Billy Zane (yes, Billy Zane), ‘Zoolander’ has become one of the most quoted movies on the Web. Take a look at some of our favorite ‘Zoolander’ quotes [...]

The Best '30 Rock' Quotes

Sarah Shahzad — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:03:19 +0000

’30 Rock’ hasn’t even ended yet and we’re already preparing to miss it desperately, so to take the edge off, we’ve put together a list of the best lines from the show. 1 "I'm as happy as a clam that wants to kill some woman." -- Tracy Jordan 2 "I can talk [...]

10 Funny Quotes From 'The Hangover'

TheFW Staff — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 16:35:43 +0000

Has their been a more quotable comedy from the past few years than ‘The Hangover’? Since its release in 2009, the Vegas-set comedy has been supplying funny quotes for use on the Web and in everyday life. Phil, Stu, Alan and Mr. Chow’s wild night and morning after in Vegas provided some stellar one-liners. (Their [...]

10 Funny Tracy Jordan Quotes From '30 Rock'

Sarah Shahzad — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 17:30:57 +0000

As ’30 Rock’ comes to an end, it’s time to get sentimental. What could do a better job of keeping us from crying than our favorite quotes from Tracy Jordan? As long as you don’t count that thing where you laugh and cry really hard at the same time as crying, it totally works. "Siri, [...]

10 Funny Jack Donaghy Quotes From '30 Rock'

Sarah Shahzad — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 17:30:21 +0000

As ’30 Rock’ comes to an end after seven seasons, here’s a look back at the hyper-Republican and hilariously conservative suit, Jack Donaghy. He alone can make us feel guilty for not owning our own island or wearing a tuxedo after 6pm. That we have such affection for an unabashedly sexist capitalist is a testament [...]

10 Funny 'Workaholics' Quotes

Emerald Catron — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:01:09 +0000

It's only halfway through it's third season, but we can safely say that 'Workaholics' is one of the more easily quotable shows on television right now. How could it not be -- Anders, Adam and Blake chuck out little nuggets of hilarity so often the actual challenge is picking which ones to keep with us. Fortunately, we've taken that heavy burden off your shoulders and taken it upon ourselves. Here are ten great quotes from 'Workaholics' for your personal enjoyment. Let's get weeeeird.

10 Funny Liz Lemon Quotes From '30 Rock'

Sarah Shahzad — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 19:38:40 +0000

To mark the end of the long-running and immensely successful NBC sitcom ’30 Rock,’ (Blergh!) we give you the 10 best quotes from lovable, semi-tragic head writer, Liz Lemon. 1 “Hey, nerds! Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn’t cried once today? [pointing thumbs at self] This moi.” 2 “Why [...]

10 Lucky Movie Quotes for St. Patrick's Day

Danny Groner — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:05:32 +0000

St. Patrick's Day brings out the superstitious side in all of us. Lucky charms come front-and-center this week as we head into the holiday weekend. Though St. Patrick's Day doesn't get the same love in cinema that other high-profile holidays receive, Hollywood does have a rich tradition of crediting "Lady Luck" for certain milestones and achievements. Here are 10 "lucky" movie quotes that you can pull out on St. Pat's Day.