Just by looking at the picture of 'Evil Plotting Raccoon' with his creepy little paws, you know he's up to no good. Then you look at the caption of these memes and it's confirmed: this little critter is out to ruin your life. Admittedly, some of this raccoon's schemes are harmlessly clever. (He also has no time for other advice animal memes like Socially Awkward Penguin.) But the one's that are not, well, let's just say you won't be looking at any raccoons in the eye again.