The fine folks at Groupon are offering a 13-day ocean voyage with an extensive deep sea tour of the site where the Titanic wreck lays for the price of $12,500. If that sounds a bit steep, keep in mind that the package's "value" is $59,870, and it also comes with a 'Titanic' DVD signed by Frank Lloyd Roberts.
Frank Lloyd Roberts, you are probably wondering, isn't that the architect? No, that would be Frank Lloyd Wright. Frank Lloyd Roberts is only the premier Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD.