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The Funniest Paranoid Parrot Memes

Hannah Gutenplan — Sat, 25 May 2013 16:45:41 +0000

For your meme enjoyment this week, we've rounded up an entertaining set featuring a certain suspicious feathered friend. Though parrots are often known for their mimicking abilities, 'Paranoid Parrot' is too worried about his classmates reading minds or 99.9% odds to bother with tricks. Characterized by its mundane scenarios followed by a completely irrational response, this meme is just too funny. Check out the best of 'Paranoid Parrot' below!

13 Awesome Ways to Carve Your Watermelon

Emerald Catron — Fri, 24 May 2013 20:59:01 +0000

Oh, were you just planning on slicing your watermelon into wedges this Memorial Day weekend? We regret to inform you that plain old wedges are now kind of lame. It turns out there are so many awesome ways to carve a watermelon that we are probably just not going to buy one ever again, because [...]

10 Dogs in Sunglasses Who Are Way Cooler Than You

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 24 May 2013 19:59:57 +0000

Only a few short weeks separate us from the sweet reality of summertime, but that doesn’t mean we can’t get a head start on warm weather fashion. But really, who cares about people when we’ve got a whole slew of dogs rocking summer sunglasses? Answer: no one. First, these pups are way cooler than us. [...]

10 BBQ Fails to Avoid on Memorial Day

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 24 May 2013 18:14:52 +0000

Got any Memorial Day plans? Maybe you’re heading to a parade and dressing up in those American flag shorts (guilty). Or perhaps heading to the public pool to kick off swimming season is more your style. Whatever you do, there’s one Memorial Day staple that all Americans must experience on Monday— the BBQ. While barbecuing [...]

11 Creative Graduation Caps We So Wish We Had

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 24 May 2013 14:33:14 +0000

Are you a recent grad or waiting to walk across the stage soon? If so, then a huge congrats to you! But here’s the real question– have you decorated that cap yet? Or even thought about it? Bedazzling your grad hat or covering it with a sloth are small yet really awesome ways to make [...]

13 Animals Kicking It in Kiddie Pools for Memorial Day

Emerald Catron — Fri, 24 May 2013 13:25:44 +0000

Hooo boy, it is so close to being summer, we can practically hear the incessant song of the ice cream truck already. Frankly we don’t want to wait until Monday to kick off the season. We can’t. We’ve lost all control. Here are some pics of animals in kiddie pools to prove it.

11 Examples of Hilarious Kid Poetry

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 23 May 2013 14:36:16 +0000

It’s no secret kids are smart little nuggets. For starters, they’re chock-full of helpful logic and know how to fool parents with a fib. As we’ve recently discovered, they’re also very talented in the poetry department.

10 Bizarre Animals That Are Secretly Cute

TheFW Staff — Wed, 22 May 2013 20:47:14 +0000

The next time a particular aspect of your own appearance gets you down — like an expanding waistline, or a larger than normal nose — remember what our mom used to say to us as children: “You could’ve been born as a star-nosed mole, or a blobfish. Now shut up and eat your tacos!” (Love [...]

11 Diving Fails to Prep You for Summer

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 22 May 2013 20:10:39 +0000

Memorial Day is coming up soon, which means the beginning of swimming season is quickly approaching. This also means plenty of painful belly flops, fully-clothed people falling into pools and our latest hilarious discovery, diving fails.

13 Everyday Objects That Look Like Other Things

Emerald Catron — Wed, 22 May 2013 13:33:13 +0000

You see it too, right? The awesome Terminator face on that…grill? To us it is now and will forever be Snow Terminator. Same goes for all of these other objects that have taken on personalities of their own. They can never go back. They have been permanently anthropomorphized. It’s adorable. Twins! Sulking mop Happy Biscuit [...]

Our Favorite Non Sequiturs from Reddit's /r/Trees

Emerald Catron — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:14 +0000

/r/Trees is a friendly subreddit (or forum) on Reddit for pot smokers to hang around and talk about marijuana-related stuff together. Sometimes they get a little... sidetracked though. They have a scale that goes from (totally sober) to (this guy). These are some of our favorite posts which we've set to stock photos. These posts are all on a level. Because, let's be real -- if you're a , there's no way you're going to be able to type a coherent sentence on Reddit. They're pretty ridiculous. Enjoy!

12 Bears With Beaks Because It's the Internet

Emerald Catron — Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:27 +0000

If you’re not familiar with Birds With Arms, a single-serving Tumblr that posts images of birds with human arms Photoshopped onto them, Bears With Beaks might make no sense. If you are familiar, and you like Birds With Arms, you’ll love this. Bears with Beaks is a very strange subreddit that is entirely photos of [...]

11 Peppers With People Faces

Emerald Catron — Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:44 +0000

If you’ve never seen half of a bell pepper that looks like a face, you need to do one of two things; either A) eat more vegetables, or B) look at these pictures. Actually, it probably wouldn’t hurt to do both. And if you’re a carnivore of the “I don’t eat anything that doesn’t have [...]

Hilarious Graduation Memes to Help You Avoid the Real World

Hannah Gutenplan — Fri, 17 May 2013 19:50:48 +0000

It’s graduation season and you know what that means! No, we’re not referring to caps and gowns and awkward Sunday brunches with distant relatives. Graduation season is time for graduation memes! They’re funny, they’re sad, and some might hit a little too close to home for you recent or not-so-recent grads. But whether or not [...]

7 Mind-Blowing Disney Urban Legends

Sara Franks-Allen — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:14:21 +0000

A company like Disney, which has been around for ages and maintains a family-friendly image, is bound to be the subject of some strange stories. But are any of them true? Is Walt Disney's body lying frozen beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, waiting to be revived? Was Donald Duck really banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants? Did Disney really make a cartoon to teach girls about their time of the month? TheFW has the real story on these and more of the most popular Disney urban legends

10 Monkey GIFs to Make Your Day 100% More Awesome

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 17 May 2013 13:58:15 +0000

Listen everyone, we have the day’s most adorable distraction. They’re cute and hilarious and it’s time for monkey GIFs, y’all! Who knew furry little nuggets could be so entertaining? Answer: we did. Monkeys are entertaining while taking baths, trekking across swamps and hanging out in winter coats. (You have to see it to believe it.) [...]

10 Examples of Outrageous Prom Attire That Breaks the Mold

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:45:08 +0000

Prom season is in full swing, and with that comes tons of internet gold. There’s bound to be fails, video serenades and wacky outfits, but we’re here to bring you the awesome. The Web’s most awesome prom attire, that is.

10 Smiling Horses Guaranteed To Make You Smile, Too

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 16 May 2013 20:25:01 +0000

Horses are funny creatures. Tthey’re totally into Skrillex hair and crazy hats. And don't even get us started on Mr. Ed. Even without talking, horses still crack us up, which is good, because horses can't actually talk. They can wear a ridiculous horse grin though.

14 Ridiculous Reverse GIFs You've Got to See

Emerald Catron — Thu, 16 May 2013 16:59:14 +0000

Once you see one reversed GIF, you kind of want to see every GIF reversed. Aladdin becomes the kind of guy who steals food from orphans, heroes become jerks and the “Stop Girl” seriously wants you to stop. Like, now. These are a few of our favorites. Aladdin’s True Colors Just going to put this [...]

10 Sprinkler GIFs to Get Us in the Summer Mood

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 16 May 2013 13:45:13 +0000

Summer will be here before we know it, and you know what that means. Sprinkler season is fast approaching, and obviously the best way to celebrate is by rounding up the greatest sprinkler GIFs on the Web. From raccoons to kiddos, all sorts of folk are fans of said summer fun, although sometimes playing in [...]

20 Awesomely Creative Business Cards You Won't Throw Out

Emerald Catron — Wed, 15 May 2013 22:10:11 +0000

We know -- business cards? Even though nearly everything is done in the digital realm, they are still a thing. A thing we usually throw in the bin straightaway. We would gladly let these cards clutter up our desk, though. They're creative enough to warrant existing, and probably actually earn their proprietors some business. Check them out below.

The 10 Most Shocking Moments from 'Hemlock Grove' [NSFW]

Amanda Ferris — Wed, 15 May 2013 19:17:00 +0000

Netflix's new original series 'Hemlock Grove' is quickly becoming one of the spring's most buzzed about shows. With werewolves, a younger Skarsgard (Bill) and a supernatural murder mystery, the show has all the makings of a cult hit.

If you haven't checked out 'Hemlock Grove' yet, read on for the 10 most eyebrow-raising scenes that will prove why you should check out Eli Roth's spooky new series. Also, SPOILERS AHEAD. We get that some people are watching one episode at a time instead of binging the whole thing in a trance-like state.

24 Cute Guys Snuggling Adorable Animals

Emerald Catron — Wed, 15 May 2013 17:59:15 +0000

Uck. Have you noticed it is only Wednesday? Sorry to remind you. Here, let these pictures of cute dudes with cute animals make it up to you. You're welcome.

10 Mothers We Wish Were the Mother From 'How I Met Your Mother'

TheFW Staff — Tue, 14 May 2013 21:11:31 +0000

Last night on 'How I Met Your Mother' we finally learned who the mother actually is. FINALLY. But after this many seasons of wondering, actress Cristin Milioti wasn't nearly as exciting as some of the mothers we dreamed up. So here are 10 mothers we were disappointed weren't the mother on 'How I Met Your Mother.'

14 Adorable Beetles That Won't Make You Scream in Terror

Emerald Catron — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:45:21 +0000

Generally, when we think of beetles we imagine something black and vaguely menacing, slowly crawling towards our foot. GAH! It turns out, not all beetles are that way. Don’t get us wrong, a lot of them are, but some of them are super cute. Like, we might even swallow our pride and say the word [...]

Inspirational Office Posters Featuring Your Favorite Viral Video Stars

Jackie Mancini — Tue, 14 May 2013 13:27:05 +0000

We’re grateful for YouTube; every time we turn around, there’s something new and hilarious, baffling, or sometimes even heartwarming. While viral videos come and go, it’s important to remember that there are some universal truths and bits of wisdom in those videos. Where’s the best place for wisdom? On your walls, of course. Whether you [...]

16 Reasons Why Moms Are Awesome

Emerald Catron — Fri, 10 May 2013 20:58:32 +0000

Why are moms awesome? Here are (just a few) reasons why moms are awesome. 1. Moms will teach you not to be afraid to fall down. Even if you don’t want to learn. 2. Moms don’t mind getting wet in the rain for you. 3. One word — cookies. 4. Dad jokes are embarrassing. Mom [...]

12 Awesome 'Game of Thrones' Tattoos Worthy of Westeros

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 10 May 2013 15:35:53 +0000

Every once in a while, a TV show comes around that emotionally sucks us in and makes us borderline obsessed right from the get go. 'Game of Thrones' is a prime example.

What makes the hit show so addicting? EV-RY-THING. No, really. It's so unbelievably amazing that fans are showing up with 'Game of Thrones' tattoos all over the Web. And the best part? Most of the ink looks really awesome. See what we mean below.

The 10 Worst Moms in Pop Culture

Donald Deane — Thu, 09 May 2013 20:27:09 +0000

If movies and TV have taught us anything, it's that all mothers are NOT created equal. While some fictional moms might be willing to play the doting matriarch, others engage in twisted mind games, dole out severe corporal punishment and even commit murder most foul. Think about that the next time you forget to call your mom on Mother's Day.

10 Jackee Harry Movies We Wish Were Real

ScreenCrush Staff — Wed, 08 May 2013 21:32:06 +0000

Do you ever ask yourself "wouldn't every movie be better if it starred Jackée?" Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions. Of course every movie would be better if it starred Jackée. Need proof? Check out these posters featuring the beloved star of '227' in tons of movie vehicles so you don't even have to use your imagination to understand how glorious it would be.