14-Year-Old Comedian Wows on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’
The next great stand-up comedian can’t even stand up.
The next great stand-up comedian can’t even stand up.
Coachella has come and gone, bringing together music lovers who pride themselves on knowing obscure bands that we, the general public, have never heard of. Enter Jimmy Kimmel to take them all down one by one.
We are so glad Boston field reporter Mike Tobin denied these two girls who attempted to plant one on either cheek while he was in the middle of a report. What kind of person goes up to somebody who's broadcasting a report about a terrorist attack and tries to interrupt it by getting smoochy?
During a meal at his local Olive Garden, Adam Howell noticed a peculiar site. A man had used the casual dining chain's menus to build a fort.
And like many forts that have been constructed for non-military purposes this one was "no girls allowed."
There's a funny thing about parents and technology. That being a majority of moms and dads are pretty tech unsavvy without the help of us internet-obsessed younger folk. And while parental struggles can be frustrating at times, their attempts to get in the techy loop are mostly just hilarious. This is particularly true with Facebook.
Surely, at this point, we've all read the insane email sent by a Delta Gamma Sorority President to her fellow sisters at the University of Maryland. Well, so did the folks over at Funny or Die, who put together this fantastic video featuring 'Boardwalk Empire' and 'Man of Steel' actor Michael Shannon doing a VERY dramatic (and NSFW) reading.
It's hard to imagine 'New Girl' star Zooey Deschanel as anything besides a wide-eyed, manic-pixie dream girl who just wants to spread good vibes and quirkiness.
Which is why folks in Dallas must've been a bit confused on Friday when the local Fox affiliate fingered Deschanel as a suspect in last week's tragic Boston Marathon bombing. "He is 19 year old Zoey Deschanel," read the caption, which was meant to refer to the now captured Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev.
A.J. Clemente's first day at his new job couldn't have gone any worse. The new weekend news anchor for KFYR, the NBC affiliate in Bismarck, North Dakota, managed to kick off his on-air career with a live mic gaffe consisting of two of the seven dirty words which George Carlin famously explained you can never say on television.
You think you're tough? Well you haven't met 'Tough Spongebob.' This guy thinks he's got everything under control. His boastful manner contrasted with his utterly ridiculous statements are perfect for a few laughs. Check this hilarious meme out below! And maybe you'll think twice before you start a sentence off with "i'll have you know..."
Bathrooms can be pretty nasty places, especially when there are tons of people going in and out all day. But hey, we've gotta face the fact that not everyone has superb hygiene, right?