There are many great things to watching a child grow up: their first step, their first word, and of course, watching them turn simple English into dirty, foul-mouthed words that make any adult crack up.
We're sure you're familiar with 'Actual Advice Mallard,' the meme that toes the line between funny and just really useful. Well, here's his cousin, 'Anabolic Advice Mallard!' Don't worry, his advice is s
As we're sure you know, the weekend is coming up. For some, that means getting some much needed rest, while others are already planning their social schedule. Here are some Do's and Don'ts to take advantage of what looks to be a lovely spring weekend!
What's the best part of the Kentucky Derby? The hats? The horse racing? The glasses filled with cold, cold whiskey? We couldn't decide, so we put some hats on some horses to help us figure it out. It didn't help. We'll make up our mind tomorrow when the race is over.
We wish somebody would follow us around and animate our drunken brilliance. Although, to be fair, arguing over the lyrics to a Go-Go's song is not nearly as entertaining as this joke, told by Adam Patch's wife after she drank an entire bottle of wine.
Seriously, what did this guy think was going to happen when he had a truck drag him by the feet down a Slip 'N Slide peppered with flaming obstacles? Because this is pretty much what we expected would happen
Local commercials don’t get much worse than this.
To be honest, we haven't watched 'The Matrix' in probably 13 years, so we'd just like to thank this guy's mom for the refresher! Although we're pretty sure the dude's name is Morpheus, not Moshimo. Regardless, we're pretty sure this is a fairly accurate plot synopsis, and the accompanying animation keeps us from nodding off like we usually do when somebody tells us what a movie is about.
Thank you, Reddit. For all the creepy creepster stuff you do, you sometimes come up with something like this and make us laugh and laugh. The Confession Kid meme is a much more charming cousin of the now-classic Confession Bear. We think he's about a million times better though.
We figured athletes were good with the ladies but apparently this reporter knows more than we do.