School's Gloppy, Vile Chocolate Milk Will Turn Your StomachSchool's Gloppy, Vile Chocolate Milk Will Turn Your StomachMilk does not always do a body good.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Gravy Candy Canes Are Here. We Don't Know If That's Good.Gravy Candy Canes Are Here. We Don't Know If That's Good.It sounds like a combination a nine-and-a-half-month pregnant woman may crave.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Gummy Turkey Thanksgiving Feast Is Gut-Busting Culinary FeatGummy Turkey Thanksgiving Feast Is Gut-Busting Culinary FeatThis is not your traditional Thanksgiving meal.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Donald Trump Election Night Cake Is Yummy Internet FodderDonald Trump Election Night Cake Is Yummy Internet FodderLet him eat cake!Staff WriterStaff Writer
Waiting in Line to Vote? Here's How to Score Free PizzaWaiting in Line to Vote? Here's How to Score Free PizzaIf you're going to wait on line to vote, you might as well wait with a full belly.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Kit Kat Theft Victim Receives 6,500 Bars in CompensationKit Kat Theft Victim Receives 6,500 Bars in CompensationAnd you thought you made out like a bandit this Halloween.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Try This Easy-Breezy Way to Reheat Your Leftover PizzaTry This Easy-Breezy Way to Reheat Your Leftover PizzaIt's the go-to meal for bachelors everywhere. It turns out they're doing it wrong.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Chocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts Is Cruel Halloween TrickChocolate Covered Brussels Sprouts Is Cruel Halloween TrickSome poor trick-or-treaters are in for an unpleasant surprise.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Creator of Sour Patch Kids Dead at 74Creator of Sour Patch Kids Dead at 74Here's some news to put a damper on your Halloween.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Woman Suing KFC for $20 Million for a Ridiculous ReasonWoman Suing KFC for $20 Million for a Ridiculous ReasonWell, this is finger lickin' absurd.Staff WriterStaff Writer
New Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great AgainNew Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great AgainGirl Scout cookies are no longer just a delicious, can't-stop-going-back-for-more treat.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Bloody Leg Cake Makes Halloween Spookily DeliciousBloody Leg Cake Makes Halloween Spookily DeliciousCandy for Halloween is just so passe.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Domino's Canoe Delivery Has Customers Up the River With PizzaDomino's Canoe Delivery Has Customers Up the River With PizzaPizza delivery has gotten hi-tech, but it's an old school method of transportation that's raising eyebrows now.Staff WriterStaff Writer
America's Heaviest Pumpkin Is 2,260 Pounds of Gourdish GloryAmerica's Heaviest Pumpkin Is 2,260 Pounds of Gourdish GloryThe obesity issue in this country is so bad even our food is too heavy.Staff WriterStaff Writer
#RuinADinnerinOnePhrase Won't Leave You Hungry for Laughs#RuinADinnerinOnePhrase Won't Leave You Hungry for LaughsThese comments will turn your stomach, which will already be hurting from all the laughing you'll do.Staff WriterStaff Writer