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Reenacted Conversation With a 2-Year-Old Proves Toddlers Are Little Monsters

Emerald Catron — Thu, 23 May 2013 16:03:40 +0000

Oh, sure it sounds cute when a two-year-old says awful things, but let's be real -- basically anything a two-year-old says is going to be at least a little adorable. Take away the facade of a smiling baby face, though, and the truth comes out -- that little kids are essentially sociopaths with no regard for the feelings of others.

Jimmy Kimmel Makes Reality TV Cute With 'The Baby Bachelor'

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 20 May 2013 14:35:55 +0000

It seems ABC has got some major competition on their hands with the launch of ‘The Baby Bachelor.’ On a recent episode of ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live,’ Jimmy debuted his new reality series, which stars his nephew Wesley, who yearns for a bride and a fire truck because he’s still a toddler. Much like the original [...]

Baby in Stroller Miraculously Survives After Falling Onto Train Tracks

Drew Weisholtz — Thu, 16 May 2013 14:40:11 +0000

A 14-month-old girl in Philadelphia went on one wild ride before she ever had a chance to get on the train. The girl was in her stroller on a subway platform when she rolled onto the tracks. An official with the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority explained what happened: What it looks like to us is [...]

Cops Show Up After Mother Changes Son's Diaper in Starbucks

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 14 May 2013 19:06:48 +0000

To change or not to change. That is the question. A woman in Denver caused controversy last week when she changed her one-year-old son’s diaper in the seating area of a Starbucks because the establishment didn’t have a changing table. Ruth Burgos said she had no choice: “As a mother, you have to do what [...]

16 GIFs That Prove Kids Are Awesome

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 08 May 2013 14:52:12 +0000

When it comes to this whole life thing, kids pretty much reign supreme. OK, so they're not really good at being flower girls or staying awake while eating, but who cares! Kiddos know how to be awesome, and we're here to prove that point even further.

Watch These Twin Babies Communicating in Their Own Language — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Tue, 07 May 2013 08:00:35 +0000

[onescreen item="5068968"] It’s pretty much impossible to understand what a baby is actually saying, unless of course you’re also a baby. They say twins sometimes have a psychic connection, and after watching these clips, it’s hard to argue with that. What sounds to most of us like a series of “goo”s and “gah”s and the [...]

Awesome Toddler Is a Better Waterskier Than You

Drew Weisholtz — Mon, 06 May 2013 19:04:58 +0000

There are so many milestones for a baby – walking, talking, waterskiing. Wait – waterskiing? In this video, a seven-month-old Australian baby named Ryder scores high on the cuteness and bravery scales by waterskiing. The boy’s mother writes on YouTube, “He is not actually behind a boat he is just being pulled along the shoreline.” [...]

Kid Mispronounces 'Flamingo' the Best Way Possible

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 06 May 2013 15:24:52 +0000

There are many great things to watching a child grow up: their first step, their first word, and of course, watching them turn simple English into dirty, foul-mouthed words that make any adult crack up. As you can see, young Paige is having a little trouble describing what she’s holding in this video with her [...]

Baby With Pants Down Video Bombs NBA Postgame Show

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 03 May 2013 19:59:59 +0000

The NBA playoffs is no time for child’s play. Or is it? A baby with his pants down stole the spotlight while analysts discussed the Houston Rockets win over the Oklahoma City Thunder on Wednesday night. It’s a short clip and the kid doesn’t even speak while he strolled across the court and into the [...]

10 Excited Kids That'll Totally Make Your Week

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 02 May 2013 14:53:12 +0000

Need a quick pick-me-up? Something to make your mood brighten a bit? Well folks, we’ve got the perfect solution—the Web’s most adorably excited munchkins. What are these kiddos totally stoked about? We haven’t the slightest clue, but who cares! When young-uns are excited, they wiggle and freak out and aww! It’s almost too cute. So [...]

These 13 Yawning Animals Could Be the Cutest Thing of All Time

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 01 May 2013 13:02:36 +0000

Feeling a little sleepy? Is that fifth cup o’ joe not cutting it for you today? It’s OK, these animals know how you feel. Everyone hits that mid-afternoon (or mid-morning) slump sometimes, and furballs are no exception. We’re talking about the days where yawn attacks are never-ending, and we might’ve fallen asleep at our desk for a quick sec. It happens.

Postman Teaches Kid a Lesson He Won't Forget

Emerald Catron — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 16:47:52 +0000

We’re not sure if this is the best or worst postman in the world. On the one hand, he really makes sure that mail gets delivered. On the other hand, now a toddler is crying. You know what? We’re going to go with best postman in the world, because this GIF exists thanks to him.

Here's Why You Don't Leave Dad Alone With the Baby

Kyle Dowling — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 17:03:47 +0000

This dad needs a job…badly. But until he gets one, we’ll settle for his creative YouTube videos. In this video — which shows a father Tom Cruising his child a la ‘Mission Impossible’ over a bowl of candy — we learn that mom should never leave children alone with dad. The only thing that can [...]

Watch These Dogs Playing With Babies — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 08:00:35 +0000

[onescreen item="5065519"] At first, it’s a little unnerving to see a big ol’ dog playing with a teeny-tiny baby. But it gets better. Much better. These dogs seem perfectly aware that their job is to protect and care for the baby—even play with it, too. It’s a good way to make a new best friend. [...]

Evian's 'Baby & Me' Commercial – Cute or Freaky?

Kyle Dowling — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:07:55 +0000

Looks like it’s time for that E-Trade baby to step aside. Don’t get us wrong, talking babies are still cute. But dancing babies? That’s a win! Right?? French water giant Evian recently launched their new ‘Baby & Me’ ad campaign. And as a way to do so (and keep with their “Live Young” slogan) the company [...]

Bossy Toddler Gives Dad the Business

Emerald Catron — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:39:17 +0000

Little August doesn’t want help buckling her car seat. In fact, she recommends that you “worry ’bout yourself!” We love it. It’s like the polite toddler version of “why don’t you mind your own business, jerk?” We highly recommend you bookmark this video and send it to your mom every time she sends you a [...]

Adorable Little Girl Perfectly Imitates Angry Dad

Kyle Dowling — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:06:21 +0000

Allow us to introduce you to the cutest child in the world! It looks like imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…and hilarity. In the above video, a daughter watches on as her father begins getting irritated during a basketball game. After he tells her what happened, she responds with an oh-so-cute, “Oh no! Oh no!” [...]

13 Penguin GIFs and Photos to Brighten Your Day

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:00:09 +0000

Last week we introduced you to the phenomenon that is hedgehog GIFs. It’s a simple yet totally effective concept when it comes to cheering up. But have you yet discovered the power of the penguin? These tiny nuggets of adorable are equally fantastic day brighteners, simply because penguins are funny and cute in any given circumstance.

'Reasons My Son Is Crying' Is Your New Favorite Tumblr

Emerald Catron — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 18:30:34 +0000

This Tumblr may inadvertently function as birth control. Reasons My Sons Is Crying shows pictures of a little boy crying, and then provides the "reason." It might make you rethink wanting to have kids. It is terrifying. It is hilarious. You should look at these pics and then head over to Reasons My Son Is Crying to see the rest.

Watch These Babies Tasting Lemons for the First Time — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:00:54 +0000

[onescreen item="5055796"] We can’t remember the first time we ever tried a lemon, but we bet our face looked just like this. There is no guile with babies—you know that these are their absolutely genuine reactions to trying this strange yellow foodstuff for the very first time. They’re not interested in smiling and nodding and [...]

The 9 Cutest Easter Baby Bunnies

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:39:55 +0000

Easter's right around the corner, so it's time to get into the holiday spirit. Create some awesome eggs, stuff yourself with Peeps--whatever floats your Easter boat. If none of this prep works for you though, we say take a cue from these Easter bunny babies.

Baby Bandit Picks Locks, Steals Sister's Toys

Emerald Catron — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:29:52 +0000

We would say this impressive, but it seems more appropriate to say this kid is the uber-little brother. Breaking into his sister’s room? Check. Stealing her stuff? Check. Doing it in a manner that makes it hard to prove it was him? Check. Unfortunately, times have changed, and now there are baby cams to catch [...]

Watch These Babies Falling Asleep While Eating — Daily Distraction

Daily Distraction — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:00:38 +0000

[onescreen item="5027709"] Every now and then, we find ourselves in a food coma. Usually on Thanksgiving. All that delicious turkey and stuffing and sweet potatoes and—yawn—starting to feel the tryptophan kick in as we type this. But we can proudly say that we’ve never done is fall asleep while still in the process of eating, [...]

10 Kids Struggling to Stay Awake While Eating

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 15:45:35 +0000

Being a kid can be super exhausting. Between all the playing and watching cartoons and giving presidential pep talks, it's no wonder tots get sleepy during the day. In fact they get so tired, not even eating can keep the munchkins awake. Luckily for us, this makes for ridiculously adorable results.

14 Adorable Superman Babies

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 17:30:02 +0000

You know how Superman and Clark Kent are the same person? It's pretty wild that a nerdy dude could turn into a super muscular, flying guy, but that's the awesomeness that is a superhero. It's the sort of cool stuff kids eat right up, which is why it's no surprise there's a whole group of Superman-loving babies taking over the Web.

The 'Skeptical Baby' Meme Proves Kids are Onto Us

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 14:44:42 +0000

Babies know way more than we ever thought possible. Sure the munchkins are ridiculously adorable and all, but don’t let their cuteness fool you. Tiny kiddos are smart. In fact, we think they’re onto us. The “skeptical baby” meme is shedding light on the fact that babies know things. They know that whole nose-stealing trick [...]

Woman Letting Internet Name Her Baby for $5,000

Emerald Catron — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:24:12 +0000

Suddenly we feel very lucky to have been born in the '80s. Back then, our biggest naming danger was being called Brandi or Lacey. One mom-to-be is letting the internet name her child, so who knows what it will be called.

11 Adorable Window Face Smushes

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 18:47:06 +0000

The window face smush– it’s something we’ve all done at one point or another, probably way back in childhood (or yesterday…). The great thing about it is that the face smash has one simple purpose– to make people laugh. There’s nothin’ pretty about the result, but boy can it be cute! Let us clarify– right [...]

Watch This Father's Greatest Achievement

Kyle Dowling — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 18:11:44 +0000

Who's ready for 52 seconds of cute? Good, then watch on.

In this recent video -- featuring a father duetting with his daughter to the popular 'Mahna Mahna' tune from 'The Muppets' -- YouTube user Jesse Teeters claims this to be his greatest achievement in the two-and-a-half years he's been a parent. What that says about his fathering skills, we don't know, but our guess is that the guy is being hyperbolic... we hope.

Meet Tasuku and Muu, Instagram's Most Adorable Best Friends

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 18:28:52 +0000

We first introduced you to the adorableness that is baby and puppy best friends a few weeks back. It’s a phenomenon that’s almost way too cute to handle. But can it honestly get any better than that? Answer: Y-E-S. Instagram user ayasakai has posted what could possibly be the cutest pair of dog and munchkin BFFs the internet [...]