What's that, you say? You find the idea of interspecies marriage cute? Besides the fact that it's a sign of the apocalypse, it's also humiliating for the poor animals. It's bad enough that that dog probably had to pose in a tux for the tattoo artist. He probably assumed he'd be posing with a nice-lookng airedale, not Mittens. A sad day for the proud canis lupus family.