CareerBuilder.com has a message for you in their Super Bowl 2012 commercial: You really don't want to work with a bunch of monkeys.

So what mischief are the furry apes up to this year? Well there's the typical lampshade on the head antics, plus a racy moment involving a sex toy and a hapless man's luggage.

You can also expect 'Kick Me' signs to be attached to your back when you work with apes, and these monkeys will run up your bar bill with banana daiquiris.  In fact, they will even follow you home at night and sleep in your bed.

OK, that's it. We are never working in a zoo.

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