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The Best Candy Heart Rejects on Twitter

Candy Heart Rejects
The_Sassy_Gay, Twitter

It’s Valentine’s Day, and we all know what that means. #CandyHeartsRejects is trending on Twitter, again. At this point it’s basically a Valentine’s tradition, like buying chocolates or getting into a blackout fight.

We’ve culled through the masses of #CandyHeartsRejects tweets and selected only the best, so you don’t have to get upset wondering how people can’t understand something as simple as a hashtag. Thank you and you’re welcome. Happy Valentine’s Day.


Bonnie McFarlane (@bonniemcfarlane): Daddy that hurts. #CandyHeartRejects



marc maron (@marcmaron): I’m Dying #CandyHeartRejects



Harris Wittels (@twittels): I lovf you #CandyHeartRejects



Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin): C U in hell Mom #CandyHeartRejects



Branson Reese (@bransonreese): I am a microwave. Crawl inside of me. Die screaming. #CandyHeartRejects



Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack): DSCHRG #CandyHeartRejects



RainnWilson (@rainnwilson): KISS POOP #CandyHeartRejects



Matthew Dolkart (@matthewdolkart): Refill the Brita #CandyHeartRejects


(@NevSchulman): I GOOGLED YOU #CandyHeartRejects



Andy Richter (@AndyRichter): SCREAM ALL U WANT #CandyHeartRejects



Brent Black (@brentalfloss): ACME CHALK CO. #CandyHeartRejects



rob delaney (@robdelaney): I’LL GIVE U $8000 2 KILL ME #CandyHeartRejects



Kip Williams (@kiptw): LOOK BEHIND U #CandyHeartRejects



Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman): Be My Adult Baby #CandyHeartRejects



billy eichner (@billyeichner): RIP Sam Kinison #CandyHeartRejects



Steven Weber (@TheStevenWeber): Die with me. #CandyHeartRejects



Michael McKean (@MJMcKean): Contains Peanuts #CandyHeartRejects



Stanley-Walter Swank (@SwankDatHound): Battleship is a great movie despite all the negative reviews #CandyHeartRejects


(@byseanfarrell): I’d be the middle in your human centipede. #CandyHeartRejects



kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler): Aren’t We Tired of Doing This Every Year? #CandyHeartRejects #LetTheHashtagDie


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