Yesterday marked one of the best-named sporting events of our time, "The Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips 400 NASCAR Sprint Cut Race" at the Michigan International Speedway. The entertainment didn't stop there: during the post-race interviews, a TV cameraman positioned behind Kyle Busch mimed slapping around the third-place finisher in his lens. You know, like when you close one of your eyes and pretend to squish the head of someone in the distance. Cameraman stuff. If only we could see it from his perspective.