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10 Funny ‘Bridesmaids’ Quotes

Bridesmaids Quotes
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Few comedies these days are as quotable as ‘Bridesmaids.’ The Kristen Wiig comedy took movie theaters by storm, inspiring fans to quote its many one-liners in meme and GIF form on the Web.

The many online tributes to ‘Bridesmaids’ makes it clear that the film — like ‘Zoolander’ and ‘Anchorman’ — is here to stay. Grab a homemade cupcake and check out some of our favorite quotes from ‘Bridesmaids.’


“I’ve seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.”

— Helen’s stepson





“You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!”

— Becca





“Before you make those kinds of demands you should put a note on your door that says, ‘Do not come into my room and read my diary and wear my clothes.'”

— Gil





“I wouldn’t want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you.”

— Ted





“Do you want to tell a cop about it? We’re just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.”

— Rhodes





“If I wasn’t a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people.”

— Rhodes





“It’s a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday.”

— Annie





“Why can’t you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?”

— Lillian





Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.





“We would like to invite you to no longer live with us.”

— Brynn




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