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10 Funny ‘Bridesmaids’ Quotes

Bridesmaids Quotes
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Few comedies these days are as quotable as ‘Bridesmaids.’ The Kristen Wiig comedy took movie theaters by storm, inspiring fans to quote its many one-liners in meme and GIF form on the Web.

The many online tributes to ‘Bridesmaids’ makes it clear that the film — like ‘Zoolander’ and ‘Anchorman’ — is here to stay. Grab a homemade cupcake and check out some of our favorite quotes from ‘Bridesmaids.’


1

"I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial."

-- Helen's stepson
 
 
 
2

"You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!"

-- Becca
 
 
 
3

"Before you make those kinds of demands you should put a note on your door that says, 'Do not come into my room and read my diary and wear my clothes.'"

-- Gil
 
 
 
4

"I wouldn't want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you."

-- Ted
 
 
 
5

"Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards."

-- Rhodes
 
 
 
6

"If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people."

-- Rhodes
 
 
 
7

"It's a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday."

-- Annie
 
 
 
8

"Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?"

-- Lillian
 
 
 
9

Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

 
 
 
10

"We would like to invite you to no longer live with us."

-- Brynn
 
 
 

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