Bowler Wants His Ashes to Roll Down the Lanes In Bowling Ball Urn

Tony Guarino is, or rather was, an avid bowler. Unfortunately he's no longer able to do so. But that's not going to stop him from expressing his love of the sport with an... odd custom urn.

Guarino has ordered a custom bowling ball urn from the company Storm. Guarino only bowled one 300 game in all of his years, and it was with a Storm ball.

Storm was happy to help someone who loved their products so much. Guarino, who suffers from terminal prostate cancer, plans to have his ashes interred in the ball, and then placed in a bowling ball bag with a ball his father loved.

Which is a touching tribute, but we really hope that the ball with human remains in it is clearly marked. Or eventually somebody's going to have a disgusting night on the lanes.