This is it. This is what the internet has been moving towards ever since it was created. It's a person being pooped on ... by a baby.

As the name of the video suggests, it's totally SFW and not gross, which makes it slightly out of place on the internet, but we'll let it slide, because baby chuckles. Go ahead and relish it -- it's the one time you can delight in watching somebody getting crapped on without a shred of guilt.