Take a photo of a baby wearing a tuxedo and a no-nonsense scowl on his face, add captions fit for a mafioso and you've got Baby Godfather, an intimidating tyke who's quick to issue humorous but deadly serious threats against Humpty Dumpty, the Three Blind Mice, Simon Says and other hallmarks of childhood.

See some of our favorite Baby Godfather moments below:

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