Patrick Bateman
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No. 29: Eulenspygel – 50 Worst Album Covers
'2'
This is actually PETA's favorite album cover. Believe it or not, this cover caused quite the scandal and was later substituted -- scrambled instead of sunnyside up.
We don't get what the big deal is. The image final
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No. 19: Swamp Dogg – 50 Worst Album Covers
'If I Ever Kiss It... He Can Kiss It Goodbye'
Jerry Williams, Jr. took on the moniker 'Swamp Dogg' in 1970, which is the earliest iteration of 'Dogg' we know of. Thus, that makes him the original doggfather.
There are a
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No. 18: Roger – 50 Worst Album Covers
'The Many Facets of Roger'
Wait, wait... facets? Or faces? We know he can look happy, seductive, inquisitive, ashamed, reflective, amused, impressed, intimidating and mischievous, but the dude only has one outfit.
Don't get us
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No. 17: Fireballet – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Two, Too'
This prog rock group had a pretty decent debut album that was produced by Ian MacDonald. The follow up, which you see to the left, not so much. It would be their last.
The three gu
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No. 20: Eilert Pilarm – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Eilerts Jul" (Eilert's Christmas)
This could be the worst impression of the King we've ever seen. Where's the sneer? And the glasses?
Even the Santa hat is off. Instead of a puffy ball at the tip, it looks like a jock sock... a holy hammer
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No. 21: Kjell Kraghe – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Vind I Seglen'
Ever wonder what Godzilla would look like if he were a Swedish singer? Well, wonder no more!
Now, we're no sailors, but don't those boats look super weird? Like, there's one sheet too many? Like two totally different boats mated and these are its offspring.
We don't mea
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No. 15: Heatwave – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Boogie Nights'
Come on, guys! "Boogie Nights" is one of the funkiest, most electric jams ever made and you give us this behind-the-scenes candid Twitpic? Basically what you're saying is, "Hey, guys! We just finished our shoot for the cover. Wait 'til you s
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No. 22: Ethel Merman – 50 Worst Album Covers
'The Ethel Merman Disco Album'
Ethel Merman was an American actress and singer who's been called, "the undisputed First Lady of the musical comedy stage." With that said, there's a lot going on here that could be funny, but most likely it's unintentional.
First, the b
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No. 50: Gerhard Polt – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Leberkas Hawaii'
Gerhard Polt is a Bavarian comedian, author, television and film actor. His 1981 release, 'Leberkas Hawaii,' means, "Meat Loaf Hawaii," which makes us think of spam since the Aloha State leads the nation in most spam consumed.
The 1981 rel
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No. 23: Laverne Tripp – 50 Worst Album Covers
'The World of Laverne Tripp'
Couple things come to mind when processing this low budget cover:
1. Is Laverne saying he owns Earth? If so, Mr. Tripp, the next round of drinks is on you.
2. Is Lavern