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No. 3: Mrs. Mills – 50 Worst Album Covers
'All Time Party Dances and Other Favourites'
Remember Mimi Bobeck on 'The Drew Carey Show'? We think we just found her fictional mother. Pop some blue eye shadow on this ball of fun, tone down the chipper attitude, and it'd be a carbon copy of Mimi.
We like to p
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No. 2: William Hung – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Hung for the Holidays'
She bangs. She bangs... her stockings with care. The man who won the world over after his off-key rendition of Ricky Martin's 'She Bangs' on the third season of 'American Idol' dropped this merry album on us in October 2004. It actually pea
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No. 1: Shut Up and Dance – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Dance Before the Police Come!'
When we first laid eyes on this cover, we were completely baffled as to which of the two chunks of text was the group's name. Turns out it's Shut Up and Dance, which could be one of the best band names we've ever had the fortune of reading but here's where we get a little uneasy...
The title
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No. 49: Boned – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Up at the Crack'
We're not really morning people, so the idea of waking up to a dude poking us in the face with his axe sticking out of his jeans will definitely get us up and at 'em no matter what time of day.
The band's n
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No. 41: Devastatin’ Dave – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Zip Zap Rap'
Remember 'Zapped,' the 1982 sci-fi comedy starring Scott Baio as a nerd who gains telekinetic powers? Something tells us Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) was tremendously inspired by that slice of cinematic excellence. But, instead of
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No. 43: Country Church – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Country Church'
We all know women love a man in uniform and there's nothing sexier than plaid pants and a tank-top/vest over turtleneck combo. The woman pictured sure loves the hay out of it.
We'd like to
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No. 42: Tino – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Por Primera Vez'
When translated, the title means "For the First Time." It's THE track to play on prom night or during your first skydiving lesson.
The singer -- Constantino Fernandez Fernandez, aka 'Tino' -- had been a member of a child band called Ludo aka Parcheesi when he was 12. Four years late
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No. 44: Svetlana Gruebbersolvik – 50 Worst Album Covers
'My Lips Are For Blowing'
Here's a cover that falls into the 'Taste of Dick Black' category. To think of all the sorely confused and disappointed men out there who have to settle for some whimsical recorder music brings us chuckles.
More importantly, holy last name! You must have some pretty talen
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No. 25: Knorkator – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Hasenchartbreaker'
Know how we mentioned the "Governator" in the Manowar album cover entry? Turns out this German heavy metal band is into that kind of suffix. While Knorkator sounds cool, its loose translation puts it on par with the fairly outdated e
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No. 26: Manowar – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Anthology'
We all loved Conan the Barbarian as much as the next "Governator," but this look isn't the loud and bombastic aesthetic that ManOWar's eardrum-busting music calls for.
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