Patrick Bateman
[
No. 33: Brooke Hogan – 50 Worst Album Covers
'The Redemption'
This looks like the type of spray paint job you'd see on the hood of a tricked-out Honda or on a t-shirt at a carnival. Did Brooke die? Well, her singing career did.
What makes t
[
No. 34: Paddy Roberts – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Songs for Gay Dogs'
This is about as niche as you can get. Of course, we're happy gay dogs are getting the attention they so rightfully deserve, but there's a greater purpose at work here: if you're curious to know the sexuality of your dog, then put the needle on this vinyl and observe. If he starts panting and wagging, congrats-- you may be s
[
No. 35: Freddie Gage – 50 Worst Album Covers
'All My Friends Are Dead'
Uh... hmm... we... we didn't know, man. We're so so sorry. That... sucks. But, you have to move on. It's been like 18 years. You can make new friends. You should come out with us tonight. We'll get some
[
No. 36: Wally Whyton – 50 Worst Album Covers
'It's Me, Mum!'
Oh, cool. For a second there we thought you were Eric Idle and Martin Short's evil clone love child.
We wish we knew about this gem before Mother's Day, but at least we got a ju
[
No. 37: Joyce – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Joyce'
If Ana Gasteyer's 'Saturday Night Live' character, Bobbie Culp -- the woman on the mic alongside Will Ferrell's keyboardist who combine to blast out ballads for school assemblies -- isn't based on this woman, we'll eat our graduation robes.
We're not entirely sure when the album came out but it must've
[
No. 38: The Ministers Quartet – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Let Me Touch Him'
The last time we let you guys touch him, he couldn't walk for a week. It's important to note that the follow-up to this album is called, 'Then I'll Settle Down.' Sure you wil
[
No. 39: Orleans – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Waking and Dreaming'
Dreaming? Or nightmar-ing? This photo appears to have been taken a good five seconds or so before a full blown, all-dude orgy.
From what we hear the "anything goes" 1970s were pretty psychedelic, so this sort of nude group hangout must've been like brushing one's teeth back then. The homoerotic
[
No. 40: John Bult – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Julie's Sixteenth Birthday'
This could be the most uncomfortable cover on our list. What in the world is going on here? Julie is having the WORST sweet sixteen known to MTV.
They appear to be at a restaurant or bar. She's bummed fo
[
No. 14: Heino – 50 Worst Album Covers
'Liebe Mutter'
So, Heino (aka Heinz Georg Kramm) is a German singer who's known for his bass voice, blonde hair and ever-present sunglasses. That reputation must've come after this cover. Yeesh.
Not gonna lie,
[
No. 45: Dick Black and His Band – 50 Worst Album Covers
'A Taste of Dick Black'
No thank you. We're good. You can't even Google this guy's name without the search engine blushing; it's tailor made for "best entry ever" in the phone book. It's almost too